Liz has not been seen at public Board functions in over two months. She has been absent from the Board's regular meetings on July 9th, July 19th, August 6th, and August 20th, nor was she at the Board's "question and evasion session" at HES this past Tuesday. In fact, I can find no evidence of her existence since the Board met on June 18th.
Has the Board notified the authorities, or the media? Surely, they would be interested in the disappearance of an affluent, white woman - Nancy Grace would be all over it.
Where could Liz be?
- Perhaps she has followed the example set by the parents of 83 children in Orange County and made the choice to opt out of a bad situation. We should be so lucky.
- Maybe $100 a month isn't enough to make attending Board meetings worth her while. At least that is a reason I can understand. Why show up and deal with those pesky parents when you are getting paid either way?
- Perhaps after using her position on the Board to speed up the building of a softball field at her child's school, she figures her work is done.
- Maybe Board meetings conflict with her Reading & Discussion group at Internationalist Books. Afterall, those discussions are probably more interesting.
Who knows?
In an effort to find some humor in this blatant neglect of her responsibilities to the children of Orange County, I would like to start a game akin to "Where's Waldo?" - let's call it "Where's Liz?"Here is a link to a satellite Map of Orange County. See if you can find Liz, and report back where you think she might be.
Hey Liz, come out, come out, wherever you are!